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The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Travoltastan. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

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The nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Big red to progressive thinkers, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, and the purgative quality of Royal crown cola est 1905ian cuisine is known across the globe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal crown cola est 1905's national animal is the Apple, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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