The People's Federal Union of Rovska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas J Morozov with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.883 billion Rovskavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New St Stalinodar District. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rovskan economy, worth 228 trillion Rovskavian Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,117 Rovskavian Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Rovskavian Soviet Rubles are spent to take high-quality photos of the Snow Ferret Nebula, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, the alien invasion siren sounds eerily like a UFO, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovska's national animal is the Snow Ferret and its national religion is Rovskavian Orthodox.

Rovska is ranked 49,428^th in the world and 2^nd in Soviet Union for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 92.7 on the Bus Surprisal Index.