The Holy Empire of Rovinguana is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The democratic population of 1.711 billion Rovinguanans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rovinguanan economy, worth 83.6 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,840 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Rovinguana City to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovinguana's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rovinguana is ranked 174,507^th in the world and 4^th in Strawberry Hill for Highest Average Incomes, with 48,840.31 Standard Monetary Units.