The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of Rottweiler is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.234 billion Rottweilers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dog House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Rottweiler economy, worth 144 trillion Bonios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,587 Bonios, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and elections have recently been reintroduced to Rottweiler. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rottweiler's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Master Worship.

Rottweiler is ranked 239,679^th in the world and 48^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.62 law-abiding acts per hour.