The State of Rotten Ronnies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.237 billion Rotterites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The thriving Rotten Ronniesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,188 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen, and Rotten Ronnies has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rotten Ronnies's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rotten Ronnies is ranked 196,386^th in the world and 7^th in Mexico City for Most Beautiful Environments, with 473.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.