The Republic of RotMI is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.953 billion RotMIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The RotMIian economy, worth 785 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,778 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RotMI's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

RotMI is ranked 128,475^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of the Marshall Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.88 law-abiding acts per hour.