The Borderlands of Rothbardstan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.072 billion Rothbardstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The thriving Rothbardstanian economy, worth 66.2 trillion hayeks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,743 hayeks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,369 per year while the poor average 11,365, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Rothbardstanians have replaced bears in a popular idiom, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Rothbardstan City for fear of causing a fuss, citizens must pay to enjoy Rothbardstan's pristine beaches, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Rothbardstan's new capital. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rothbardstan's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rothbardstan is ranked 275,183^rd in the world and 1,154^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 17.23 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.