The Glorious Nation of RoosterTeeth is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Burns with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.452 billion RTers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood Gulch Canyon. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RTer economy, worth a remarkable 3,496 trillion burniecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,364 burniecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the atmosphere in RTer boardrooms is turning more gay, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RoosterTeeth's national animal is the Grif, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RoosterTeeth is ranked 8,302^nd in the world and 443^rd in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 103.1 quips per hour.