The Naked Affrontery of Ronstopable Progress is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Big Poppa Ball Bag with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.324 billion Frontal Nudians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butt Nakid. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ronstopable Progressian economy, worth 187 trillion Dicky Fun Bucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,562 Dicky Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ronstopable Progress's national animal is the Fat Naked Party Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nudianity.

Ronstopable Progress is ranked 289,547^th in the world and 2^nd in Hotspoonia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,686.21 Standard Monetary Units.