The Commonwealth of Romgard is a large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 183 million Romgardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Romgardian economy, worth 8.96 trillion Popballs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,988 Popballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romgard's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romgard is ranked 9,456^th in the world and 1^st in Oriental Constanta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,664.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.