The Province of Romblon is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.249 billion Romblonians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Romblonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Average income is 69,826 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,272 per year while the poor average 17,253, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Romblon has designated Romblon City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Romblon in an international press conference, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, and a major religion has been named as Romblon's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Romblon's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Romblon is ranked 244,621^st in the world and 51^st in Cities for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.