The Please Contact Mad Jack of Romano-British is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working population of 9.988 billion Romano-Britishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Romano-Britishian economy, worth 419 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,016 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, surveillance cameras are banned, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romano-British's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Romano-British is ranked 195,299^th in the world and 56^th in Britannia Prima for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.11 law-abiding acts per hour.