The Democratic Republic of ROMANLANDE is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bola Tevo with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.291 billion ROMANLANDEANS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dael. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROMANLANDEian economy, worth a remarkable 2,470 trillion Saurs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,078 Saurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, the ROMANLANDE Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime is totally unknown. ROMANLANDE's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ROMANLANDE is ranked 9,019^th in the world and 2^nd in Island Of Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,939.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.