The Județ of Romanatzi is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.216 billion Romanatzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romvla Malva. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Romanatzian economy, worth 849 trillion Talers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,297 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Romanatzi, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanatzi's national animal is the Great Bustard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Romanatzi is ranked 14,027^th in the world and 4^th in Romania for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.