Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,891stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,335thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,731st
The Communist Revolution of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Communia Omnium
Giovanni Pyrgopolynices Abercius
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Roman Brazil

Population3.835 billion

CapitalRio de Janeiro
LeaderGiovanni Pyrgopolynices Abercius

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalJaguar

The Communist Revolution of Roman Brazil is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Giovanni Pyrgopolynices Abercius with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.835 billion Roman Brazilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio de Janeiro. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman Brazilian economy, worth 460 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,873 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, Roman Brazilian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roman Brazil's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roman Brazil is ranked 3,891st in the world and 1st in Cult of Gio for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,998.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,891stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,335thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 19,731stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,556thMost Devout: 28,488thMost Accessible: 29,173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 32,122ndMost Patriotic: 33,046th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roman Brazil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, Roman Brazilian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, Giovanni Pyrgopolynices Abercius has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Roman Brazil, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.

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