The Imperium of Roman American is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Georgius Maxentius Caesar with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 4.178 billion Roman Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Dioecesis Columbiae. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman American economy, worth 575 trillion Nummus Aureuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,798 Nummus Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, families burn Imperator Georgius Maxentius Caesar's latest official photograph to keep warm, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roman American's national animal is the Capitoline She-Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Roman American is ranked 8,809^th in the world and 1^st in Roma Invicta for Nicest Citizens, with 35.69 average smiles per day.