The Kingdom of Rolls-Royce is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 370 million Rolls-Royceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Rolls-Roycean economy, worth 6.17 trillion You are poors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 16,687 You are poors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rolls-Royce's national animal is the Poor haha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rolls-Royce is ranked 198,529^th in the world and 3^rd in Jackson 5 for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 955.12 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.