The Republic of RolessPuppet492 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.204 billion RolessPuppet492ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The very strong RolessPuppet492ian economy, worth 163 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,068 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,071 per year while the poor average 5,843, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. RolessPuppet492's national animal is the crocodile.

RolessPuppet492 is ranked 187,326^th in the world and 492^nd in Roless Puppet Region for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.