The Republic of RolessPuppet449 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.348 billion RolessPuppet449ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong RolessPuppet449ian economy, worth 194 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,849 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,651 per year while the poor average 10,648, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. RolessPuppet449's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

RolessPuppet449 is ranked 86,003^rd in the world and 3^rd in Roless Puppet Region for Smartest Citizens, with 38.27 quips per hour.