The Republic of RolessPuppet334 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.294 billion RolessPuppet334ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong RolessPuppet334ian economy, worth 173 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,552 rupees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,652 per year while the poor average 4,863, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. RolessPuppet334's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

RolessPuppet334 is ranked 186,769^th in the world and 334^th in Roless Puppet Region for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.