The International State of ROLASS is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President-Emperor Rolass with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.701 billion Rolassias are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolassian economy, worth a remarkable 8,895 trillion Slavic Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 346,107 Slavic Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, babies are a small but significant export, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ROLASS's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rolassian Roman Catholicism.

ROLASS is ranked 313,467^th in the world and 5^th in New World Alliance for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -120 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.