The Bipedal Creature of Rogei is a mammoth, pleasant nation, ruled by Secret with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.035 billion Rogeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Secret. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The strong Rogeian economy, worth 284 trillion Secrets a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,560 Secrets, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rogei's national animal is the Secret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Rogei is ranked 103,449^th in the world and 598^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.