The UFR of Roelandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 26.419 billion Roelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ici Roelandia. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Roelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,626 trillion Roelandian Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,578 Roelandian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roelandia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Roelandia is ranked 325,446^th in the world and 6^th in Cinderia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.