The State of Roebling is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 39.382 billion Roeblingians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Roeblingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 35,552 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the capital of Roebling has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and Roebling has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Roebling's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roebling is ranked 225,966^th in the world and 1^st in U S A for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.