The Empire of Rocmania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Regent Kenneth XVIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.616 billion Rocmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rocmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,409 Imperial credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rocmania's national animal is the schek, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Wansulism.

Rocmania is ranked 124,412^th in the world and 15^th in The Democratika for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 594.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.