The Republic of Rocketfuel70 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The humorless, devout population of 4.76 billion Rocketfuel70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The powerhouse Rocketfuel70ian economy, worth 284 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,631 Rocketfuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and the average video game can be completed over lunch break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel70's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel70 is ranked 221,018^th in the world and 7^th in unko for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.73 percentage of bribes refused.