The Republic of Rocketfuel69 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.244 billion Rocketfuel69ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 63.2%.

The all-consuming Rocketfuel69ian economy, worth 355 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,801 Rocketfuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel69's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rocketfuel69 is ranked 128,119^th in the world and 5^th in CRAB for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,727.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.