The Republic of Rocketfuel55 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.771 billion Rocketfuel55ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The powerhouse Rocketfuel55ian economy, worth 486 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,780 Rocketfuels, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Rocketfuel55ians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel55's national animal is the Rocketfuel.

Rocketfuel55 is ranked 115,139^th in the world and 1^st in Fartist State for Smartest Citizens, with 34.27 quips per hour.