The Republic of Rocketfuel53 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 4.74 billion Rocketfuel53ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rocketfuel53ian economy, worth 301 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,534 Rocketfuels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel53's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel53 is ranked 255,346^th in the world and 5^th in Incognito Mode for Smartest Citizens, with 21.39 quips per hour.