The Republic of Rocketfuel5 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 4.916 billion Rocketfuel5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rocketfuel5ian economy, worth 436 trillion rockets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,885 rockets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel5's national animal is the rocket, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rocketfuel5 is ranked 78,150^th in the world and 51^st in House Boucher for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,885.94 Standard Monetary Units.