The Republic of Rocketfuel29 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.749 billion Rocketfuel29ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rocketfuel29ian economy, worth 315 trillion Rocketfuels a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,339 Rocketfuels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocketfuel29's national animal is the Rocketfuel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rocketfuel29 is ranked 221,673^rd in the world and 184^th in Voidwolf for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 772.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.