The State of Rock Segar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 43.975 billion Rock Segarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 31.8%.

The strong Rock Segarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,638 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Rock Segar in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Rock Segar's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rock Segar is ranked 182,233^rd in the world and 1^st in 00000 for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 306.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.