The Government in Exile of Rocain Pretender is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Artificial Cain with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.612 billion Pretendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Taipei. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pretendianic economy, worth 114 trillion counterfeit rumus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,706 counterfeit rumus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, no one born in Rocain Pretender can fix a leaky faucet, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBRP Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocain Pretender's national animal is the bullsnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a cult of many colors.

Rocain Pretender is ranked 8,260^th in the world and 1^st in Rocain Exiles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.54 percentage of bribes refused.