The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Cain with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.486 billion Foundrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lisbon. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Foundrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,100 trillion rumus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,083 rumus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rocain Founder Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, and emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rocain Founder's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a colorful religion.

Rocain Founder is ranked 3,761^st in the world and 3^rd in Rocain Labs for Smartest Citizens, with 149.52 quips per hour.