The Paternalist Fantasy of Rocain Exhibit Paternal Emulation is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Director Cain with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.603 billion Patlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Singapore. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patlandian economy, worth 675 trillion rumus a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,395 rumus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Patlandian cathedrals, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rocain Exhibit Paternal Emulation's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a traditional religion.

Rocain Exhibit Paternal Emulation is ranked 9,312^th in the world and 3^rd in Rocain Museum for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.44 percentage of bribes refused.