The Neverending Rise and Fall of Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Wanderer Zac with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.533 billion Draclanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Draclandian economy, worth 845 trillion rumus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 152,800 rumus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,677 per year while the poor average 40,121, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, Wanderer Zac's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter's national animal is the beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zacism.

Rocain Exhibit Capitalist Drifter is ranked 288,338^th in the world and 19^th in Rocain Museum for Least Corrupt Governments, with 60.6 percentage of bribes refused.