The Great Empire of Roblonya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Guest 666 with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.865 billion Roblonyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robloxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Roblonyan economy, worth 209 trillion robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,037 robuxes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,488 per year while the poor average 23,039, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, a surprising number of travelers carry their water in vodka bottles, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roblonya's national animal is the bacon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Roblonya is ranked 67,091^st in the world and 25^th in Sparkalia for Rudest Citizens, with 70.07 insults per minute.