The Queendom of Robin and Lyn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lyn with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 13.208 billion subjects of Queen Lyn have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astrali. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lynian economy, worth a remarkable 3,633 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 275,099 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robin and Lyn's national animal is the penguin and its national religion is Sacae.

Robin and Lyn is ranked 330,940^th in the world and 1^st in Astrali for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.