The Crossroad of Robert Johnson is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.92 billion Robert Johnsonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The strong Robert Johnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Guitars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 42,374 Guitars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, voting is voluntary, Robert Johnson's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Robert Johnson's national animal is the Mississippi Black Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Robert Johnson is ranked 73,415^th in the world and 65^th in Hell for Largest Black Market, with 5.40 trillion Standard Monetary Units.