The Ploughman Poet of Robert Burns is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bard of Ayrshire with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.733 billion Robert Burnsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumfries UK. The average income tax rate is 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Robert Burnsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,003 trillion Scottish Poems a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,425 Scottish Poems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The future is monochrome, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, the most recent election was a close race between Bard of Ayrshire and Bard of Ayrshire, and compass sales have gone south. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Robert Burns's national animal is the Louse and a Mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Robert Burns is ranked 330,281^st in the world and 719^th in NationStates for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.