The Federal Republic of Robekerov is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Zachary with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.512 billion Robekerovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westinsky. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robekerovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,375 trillion weltons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 310,808 weltons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in the West Pacific, fat taxes on red meat has left the beef industry extra lean, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Robekerov's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Robekerov is ranked 25,570^th in the world and 335^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,926.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.