The Federal Republic of Robekerov is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Zachary with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.186 billion Robekerovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westinsky. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Robekerovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,378 trillion weltons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 288,307 weltons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, money grows on trees, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Robekerov's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Robekerov is ranked 10,943^rd in the world and 167^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.45 law-abiding acts per hour.