The Free Lands of Robbonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rob with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 21.097 billion Robbonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonium. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Robbonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,104 trillion Robbos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 384,164 Robbos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown. Robbonia's national animal is the Purple Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Robbonia is ranked 535^th in the world and 9^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 22,065.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.