The Democratic Republic of RO FF is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 1.466 billion RO FFians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The very strong RO FFian economy, worth 79.7 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,344 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,010 per year while the poor average 13,788, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. RO FF's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

RO FF is ranked 184,585^th in the world and 3^rd in Fascist Front for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.