The Imperial State of Rmen Kaami is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Pharaoh Shenouda IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.156 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menfis. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth a remarkable 4,020 trillion Neferits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 330,708 Neferits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the nation frequently puts profits over peace, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rmen Kaami's national animal is the Black Kite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox Christianity.

Rmen Kaami is ranked 2,228^th in the world and 1^st in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Most Cultured, scoring 252 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.