The United Fiefdoms of Rleesrikhani is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mario von Haksburg with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.718 billion Rleesrikhanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — prioritizes Administration, although Education, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viennazia. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rleesrikhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 77,162 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, Mario von Haksburg's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', world leaders often feel uncomfortable when Mario von Haksburg tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics, and dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rleesrikhani's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Rleesrikhani is ranked 30,889^th in the world and 1^st in Nation Dumping Ground for Largest Populations, with 14.7 billion capita.