The Protectorate of Rind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dog population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23.303 billion Rindians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.

The very strong Rindian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,236 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,625 per year while the poor average 13,507, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rind's national animal is the dog.

Rind is ranked 119,430^th in the world and 2,435^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.