The Magical Kingdom of Rime Ice is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.555 billion Rime Iceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The Rime Icean economy, worth 678 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,593 Galleons, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the government is lending a hand to private industry, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rime Ice's national animal is the Norwegian Ridgeback, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rime Ice is ranked 136,059^th in the world and 1^st in The Burrow for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,707.55 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.