The Unequivocal Dapperness of Riley Gen is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Riley Aaron Gen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.995 billion Gens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iron Island. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rileyian economy, worth 742 trillion fedoras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,876 fedoras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, money grows on trees, Rileyian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and endangered species face obesity instead of extinction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riley Gen's national animal is the Lucario, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura.

Riley Gen is ranked 72,649^th in the world and 3^rd in Beating Brian Up Gang for Highest Average Incomes, with 92,876.92 Standard Monetary Units.