The Holy Empire of Right Waldorff is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 1.782 billion Right Waldorffians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.2%.

The strong Right Waldorffian economy, worth 128 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,379 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right Waldorff's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Right Waldorff is ranked 74,024^th in the world and 1^st in New China for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.