The Colony of Right33 is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population. The hard-working population of 16.694 billion Right33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The Right33ian economy, worth 801 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,019 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Right33 is ranked 177,864^th in the world and 1^st in The Right for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 93.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.